slydig:

why be rude when you can be nude 

(via pizza-butts)

khaleesioftheinternet:

i want a a restraining order against every spider

(via mole)

hey this is just a very normal and serious text post with no hidden meaning whatsoever

(Source: grrrlfever, via loverikki)

earthnation:

i atually hate when u introduce two friends together and they became better friends with each other than you are with either of them

(via loverikki)

foxplant:

gdtopjongkeyhyde999:

foxplant:

“pussy” is the dumbest insult ever youre literally calling someone a vagina. and if youre not calling someone a vagina, youre calling them a cat. both are fucking awesome and youre lame as hell

Someone obviously doesn’t understand slang references or never heard of urbandictionary.com

ur url is literally “gdtopjongkeyhyde999” u cant tell me shit

(via baddumtiss)

horsefetish:

i dont like getting yelled at i literally stand there and burst into tears

(via fake-mermaid)